February 28, 2008
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Life's Crude Sense of Humor ... Gotta laugh with it.
I was reviewing my latest journal entry and I got caught with “Cheers to 2008! I believe that this will be MY year.” With all the events that happened recently, I’m beginning to doubt that 2008 will be MY year and question how naive I must have been to be so optimistic. I’ll admit, 2008 began without any intoxication so I can only presume that I wouldn’t be consuming too much alcohol within the year, and I also saw the man that I was beginning to date. What a fantastic way to start off the year by being sober and spending some quality time with the new man. Unfortunately, that relationship ended and I’ve been drinking every weekend. So much for a sober and romantic year.
It’s only the end of February and I have already experienced a lot of unfortunate events. It’s not tragic but more on the humorous side, yet still unfortunate.
· I broke my favorite pair of heels that I’ve had for 4+ years
· I tripped and fell and ate the floor with many bystanders watching
· I got smacked on the forehead by a pigeon who couldn’t gain enough altitude to fly over my head
· Began a relationship that quickly ended as fast as it had quickly began (good guy, many similarities and differences that ended up conflicting)
· Someone stole all 4 of my hubcaps from my work parking lot (who in the hell would steal HUBCAPS?!)
· I ripped 2 slacks while I was at work (one in the butt area and the other in the crotch)
· My zipper on another pair of slacks is no longer functional
· Broke a nail after I had just gotten it done.
I guess the only good things in my life right now is that I was able to watch the advanced screening of Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay and Semi-Pro (highly recommend both; they were equally piss-in-the-pants hilarious). I will also be watching The Bank Job and The Other Boleyn Girl sometime next week. Let’s pray for the remainder of 2008 to be … decent. I can handle life’s crude sense of humor, but I do not wish for it to prolong any more. PLEASE be nice to me, 2008.
Comments (3)
haha. I feel you girl. 2008 is shitty man. Im glad im not the only one hating this year. Hopefull next year will be better. *lets keep our fingers crossed
Life's a garden... dig it.
Sorry... you made so many references about movies that I just couldn't resist. Just think: It could always be worse.
· I broke my favorite pair of heels that I’ve had for 4+ years
YOU COULD HAVE EASILY BROKEN YOUR FOOT WHICH YOU'VE HAD FOR TWENTY... URM... YAH. I FORGOT HOW OLD YOU ARE. HEH.
· I tripped and fell and ate the floor with many bystanders watching
LETS JUST IMAGINE HOW THE FLOOR MUST HAVE FELT... ONLY KIDDING. AT LEAST YOU DON'T REQUIRE ORAL SURGERY BECAUSE YOU FELL ON YOUR FACE.
· I got smacked on the forehead by a pigeon who couldn’t gain enough altitude to fly over my head
YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN SMACKED ON THE HEAD BY AN HAWK. BEWARE THE TALONS.
· Began a relationship that quickly ended as fast as it had quickly began (good guy, many similarities and differences that ended up conflicting)
YOU COULD STILL BE WITH THE GUY AND THOSE SIMILARITIES AND DIFFERENCES WOULD BE DRIVING YOU ABSOLUTELY INSANE...
· Someone stole all 4 of my hubcaps from my work parking lot (who in the hell would steal HUBCAPS?!)
THEY'RE JUST HUB CAPS. IMAGINE IF YOU HAD RIMS... AND THEY JUST TOOK YOUR TIRES. OR WORSE, WHAT IF THEY STOLE YOUR CAR?
· I ripped 2 slacks while I was at work (one in the butt area and the other in the crotch)
IMAGINE IF THOSE DAYS WERE THE DAYS YOU DECIDED TO WEAR GRANNY PANTIES. HELL... OR NONE AT ALL. EESH.
· My zipper on another pair of slacks is no longer functional
STOP COMPLAINING AND GET THE MOTHERFUCKER FIXED. NOT HARD.
· Broke a nail after I had just gotten it done.
OH BOO FUCKING HOO. MAYBE I JUST DON'T GET IT... *SHRUG*
Anyway, none of that stuff seem all that bad if you think about it. You'll be fine, 2008 is still YOUR year. "pie-ting"
haha i'm going abroad!! i'll post a detailed entry soon! haha. i hope 2008 is going better for ya so far
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